Remember when they compared Robert Horry to Will Smith? This is the Avicii version of "Which NBA player are you?"
Carmelo Anthony is Sam Pinto
Melo's scoring can burn every fiber in our body which can cause hormone concerns especially if the Knicks are having double digit losing streak.Same as Sam Pinto's ability to increase our mouth's PH level into alarming levels any given night. Pick up lines aren't necessary.
Derrick Rose is Roxanne Guinoo
They're like the short flash of kilig that you feel every time you piss.The experience might be short but the memories burn longer--Which hurts the most.
Blake Griffin is Marian Rivera
Let's admit.Each dunk and Magazine covers makes you feel something warm funny deep in your tenderloins.Nobody really cared about their long term value not until they went fringe lunatic on everybody. Now, they're like a breathing centerfold and Youtube hit. We watch Marian's aggressiveness and not worry about anything. While watching Blake's aggressiveness sometimes makes me constantly worried about his nuts careening out of his shorts.
Kevin Love is Solenn Heusaff
One word to identify these two: Boards
The other one's racking up double digit boards on a nightly basis in Minnesota while the other's busy raising Billboards after Billboards in EDSA, SLEX and Waiting sheds.
Steph Curry is Kathryn Bernardo
Taking Steph is like dating one of Willie Revillame's Dancers. She's young, hot and liberated. Everyone thinks you're a heart throb for being next to her. For a few years everything is great. But when it's time to settle down, have kids and start a life, She's eyeing younger guys. Hardcore partying til morning , Changing all her social network passwords and barely looks at you. Leaving you in the dust the next time a good thing comes along. Oh wait! I mean, That's what will happen to Kathryn Bernardo when Daniel Padilla realize that he's worth a hundred chic in his lifetime.
Stay tuned for the 2nd round of "Which NBA Local Actress are you?"